And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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