...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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