OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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