Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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