so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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