you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
