ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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