That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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