it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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