Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So vagazzling was a success
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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