She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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