I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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