Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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