party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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