You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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