Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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