Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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