woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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