Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We were destined to go to rehab together
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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