We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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