no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I skipped work to stalk him.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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