I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
