As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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