Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
