Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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