You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
be right there i have to get my cape
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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