i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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