my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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