so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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