Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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