But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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