i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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