I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i've created a new STD.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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