i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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