So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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