We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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