Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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