absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
