She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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