I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
