Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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