the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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