How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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