Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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