why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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