People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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