so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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