I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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