Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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