We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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