Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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