i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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