so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
