dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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